Hello again, Chumps. It's Zippy again. I need to tell you about this new collar my keepers got me. They were tired of chasing me down the street everytime the smalleset monster let me out without a leash, so they had some dude com ein and dig around the yard. Now when I go towards the barrier I get Zapped. I'm not a stupid dog, so I've caught on pretty fast. Going back to my keepers, it was hilarious watching those fat asses try and catch me. One time I took them behind their house and across the street (we'll leave out the part of me almost getting hit by a car....she was going too fast anyways). So I'm out in the field with my ass in the air and nose to the ground hunting and sh?t, and they are huffing and puffing behind me trying to catch me. They were begging!!!!! "Please, Zippy. Please stop." Funny stuff.
Anyways, back to my original story. I was outside with the only cool keeper I have, the dad of the bunch. Anyways, he's trying to teach me to catch a pass like in football. So we're out playing and the mailman drives by. Better yet, he stops!!!! I thought this was some cool sh?t, so I was nice to him. Hell, he even gave me a treat. About 5 minutes later, the dude in the big brown truck drives up......and he has STEAKS!!!!!! Man, I could smell those ribeyes in that package. He was a pretty cool dude, and threw the ball for me a few times. The male keeper muttered soemthing like it would have been better if it was a hot looking dame. I'm the one with my nuts chopped off!!! How about a bitch for me?
Anyways, I gotta say this fence is working out great. Gotta run. There are still a few low branches on the front tree that I have not chewed off yet.
Sir Zipadelli
You are all my bitches!!!!
PS What's with the pic of the dude next to this?
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